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Lovefist Lovefist

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

(insert trollface here)
Yeah i wish newgrounds was more like youtube so you could get positive reviews if you made a joke on a comment.



Sonic Shorts: Volume 2 Sonic Shorts: Volume 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

the ears...

Please, don't click on sonic's ears in scene 17. You will awake my master, he is currently sleeping. all who oppose, will be fined one soul, one death, and one heart attack.



Little Big Apocalypse 2 Little Big Apocalypse 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Martin, use time wisely.

Yes the animation's good, yes I want more, but is it really a good time to get on another project while people are still waiting for reboots? This is somewhat of a distraction from your work that you started on five years ago! It's good and all, but stay on your greatest work first. Not saying immediately stop this show, just stay on track is what I'm asking you to do.


JMartin97 responds:

Haha, thanks for following for so long... I'm working on both :P I won't forget about Reboot though! Don't worry!

Recent Game Reviews


Slender 2D Slender 2D

Rated 4 / 5 stars

this is an okay 2d Slender. The main problem I encountered was that sometimes you can't move if he blocks the path and then you are stuck. you should make it so that he eventually teleports away.



Shinobi Girl Hentai Game Shinobi Girl Hentai Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This so hard
only because you want to fap to her getting tentacle rape but at the same time you have to save her; well played.


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Thing-Thing Arena Thing-Thing Arena

Rated 4 / 5 stars

What's the difference?

the only differences i see between Thing Thing and Thing Thing arena is that Thing Thing arena had colors first and it lasts forever. there really only should have been a thing arena, considering the fact that it's was first to have more color and detail. Anyway the game was very good, but just like in thing thing, you still have the hlitch that forces your cursor to move when you walk the opposite. direction that your firing. This is extremely annoying and makes it difficult to be agile while both shooting and firing.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Find a FU*KING Pet Find a FU*KING Pet

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ROFL. I think this is definitely fucking hilarious; I agree with Kunera (below).


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Lupin Lupin

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sparta remix remix?

Is this a 300 remix of a remix?



Dreams of an Absolution Duet Dreams of an Absolution Duet

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but an awkward mix.

It became annoying to hear a back and forth pattern of high pitch to low pitch, and it was the worst when the two were together at the same time. I think the singers should stay at their pitch, but the music should stay the same, otherwise it just sounds somewhat creepy.


Recent Art Reviews


tails doll girl tails doll girl

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice job!

Very attractive female version of Tails doll. Some things are oversized such as the shoes and the hands, but I think this is definitely worth the art portal. besides, I hate to see art such as yours put to waste.



Anna and Dollan Keeper Asylum Anna and Dollan Keeper Asylum

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Is that Sonic the hedgehog?

Anyway, nice art.



Goth DOll Goth DOll

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I had a nightmare about this.

I think that proves this creepy enough for ten stars.